Simone, Atlanta GA http://www.ep.tc/problems/36/03.html
Why does Robert say "can" so weird? "C'n I go, too, Dad?"
How the hell would you say "can" the way he does?
And Suzy better stop being a bitch, or she's not getting those goddamn shoes.
Simone, Atlanta GA http://www.ep.tc/problems/36/09.html
could satisfy her highness tonight" Whoa, John, I know I was calling
her a bitch before, but, geez, this is her junior prom we're talking
about! Those still matter today, so of course she needed a good pair of
shoes! Don't be a dick.
"I don't think your mother has to worry
about 'growing room', Robert." Damn, Grandpa's a dick too! Now I see
where John gets it from! Have a little tact, Pops, or she may soon be
pissing in that coffee you love so much!
Simone, Atlanta GA http://www.ep.tc/problems/36/16.html
Oh my god, I just realized something.
The shoes-salesman reminds me of Norman Bates.
He totally has taxidermied animals (and people wearing Thom McAn shoes) in his room.
Do not dance with him Suzy.